Viva La Vulva Peri Wash Bottle

Meet your bathroom bestie.
Wiping after birth? Hard pass. When everything feels swollen, stingy, and fragile, the Peri Wash Bottle has your back (and your V). Flip her upside down, squeeze, and let the angled spout do the work. She takes the OUCH out of peeing, keeps things clean, and feels waaay gentler than toilet paper.
Portable, easy, and designed for mamas in the thick of it. Your perineum’s working overtime to heal, and she just makes it that much easier. A must-pack for your hospital bag.

Why Should You Use It 

After birth, wiping can feel like torture. 

That’s where this clever little squeeze bottle comes in. With her angled neck and steady stream, she lets you rinse gently with water instead of dragging toilet paper across tender skin. 

A simple switch that makes bathroom trips way less scary:

•  Comfort where you need it most, a soothing rinse instead of harsh wiping.
• Hygienic and practical, she keeps things clean without irritation.
• Made for all births, handy whether you’ve had a vaginal or belly birth.
• Hospital bag hero, compact, portable, and ready to go when you are.

Benefits 

For Vaginal Birth - A gentler way to freshen up when everything feels sensitive.

For Belly Birth - Her angled design means no awkward bending or twisting.

Ingredients / Materials 
300ml BPA-free, recyclable plastic.

How to Use 

Fill with lukewarm or cool water.

Hold her upside down and squeeze gently toward the perineal area after using the toilet.

Wash with warm soapy water and rinse thoroughly before and after use.
(Not suitable for sterilisers or dishwashers.)

Hot Mama Tip 
Using a Peri Wash Bottle without Witch Hazel is like toast without butter. Be sure to add a few drops of The Good Witch Hazel for extra comfort.

Features 

Portable

Multi-use

Mama-friendly design

Only tested on real human mamas

ASA-Safe Disclaimer 
This product is designed for comfort and hygiene support. It is not a medical treatment. Please consult your Lead Maternity Carer if you have concerns.

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